How hilarious are the transcriptions by Google Voice? None of these messages had anything to do with what was in the transcription. At this point, I never trust what I read. Below, a selection of my favorites:

My friend had called me back to say she was also walking around downtown and that I should come over to see her apartment:

Fred called to see if it was okay to have his brother over for dinner:

My friend Sophie called to see if she could bring her friend Jacob over to my apartment:

My friend called to see if she could pick up her shoes that she left at my house during our Halloween party: